Crap on a stick! This is awesome!



I’m totally not going to be one of those authors

buy my book!


who goes on and on about how amazing her book is

it’s really really awesome & you need to buy it


and is always tweeting out links to Amazon


or posting a link to Barnes & Noble on Facebook




or telling you to support your local indie bookstore


Shop Indie Bookstores


or even suggest that you let others know about a fun book they might enjoy


and I’m so not going to bore you with anecdotes about how people think it’s so funny


then she said, “it’s so hilarious hahaha!”


I’d never do that to you, friends. I care about you too much.

buy my book!


the crap drops June 26, 2012