I Will Not Join Your Facebook Page

Sep 26, 2009 | writing | 3 comments

I will not join your Facebook page.

I will not read your messages.

I will not be your biggest fan.

I will not like it more than spam.

I will not join your Facebook page.

I will not join at any stage.

Do not invite repeatedly.

Do not send them heatedly.

Do not get mad when I ignore.

Do not unfriend me if you’re sore.

I will not join your Facebook page.

I will not join at any stage.

I will not forward to my friends.

I will not have those friendships end.

I will not be guilted into this.

I will not feel bad for what I miss.

I will not join your Facebook page.

I will not join at any stage.

I would not like it in my feed.

I would not like what I would read.

I would not like to pimp your stuff.

I would like to say enough!

I will not join your Facebook page.

I will not join at any stage.

3 Comments

Denise on September 29, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Yes!
You said it all and best!
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MysteryRobin on September 29, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Fabulous!
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jjdebenedictis on September 29, 2009 at 6:30 pm

This is an utterly perfect encapsulation of how I feel about Facebook. Beautifully done!
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